That's because they are torture devices. But so are tuxedo shoes.

Henry takes one last glance in the mirror. He takes a quick sniff of the air to make sure he didn't overdo it with the cologne; so many guys his age think they need to bathe in the stuff. Satisfied, he adjusts his tie and heads downstairs.

"Okay, I guess I'm ready," he declares. His tuxedo has a hunter green vest and tie, of course, but the tuxedo jacket itself has a more unusual cut.

He stands before Josh and Ava, then gives a spin to show off.

"Well?"